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From Demotivational Poster


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm, #237203
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm, #219651
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am, #215981
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am, #215896
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm, #215864
Grandma?


MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm, #185598
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am, #143161
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am, #143156
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am, #143152
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am, #143151
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am, #143150
I frickin' love this!


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




EVOLUTION - Can we go back?


TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm, #234267
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am, #256522
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am, #146133
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm, #146036
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm, #145998
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #145997
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #145986
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm, #145984
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm, #145982
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm, #145979
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm, #145975
Its Science.


STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am, #151582
What's the cartoon strip called?


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am, #153035
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am, #122585
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #122581
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am, #122580

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm, #161101

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm, #161099
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm, #161098
and I wonder why?


MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .


TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm, #250109
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am, #234143
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am, #234138
dude, that's very true...


1-800-MOTIFAKE - CUSTOMER SERVICE


TAGS: live from delhi
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm, #242166
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm, #242162
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am, #242156
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm, #242152
Only n00bs whine about the mods.


WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.


TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Death

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm, #224839
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm, #223708
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a ***ist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am, #223662
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am, #223648
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm, #223628
Please take your b***-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm, #223626
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am, #223586
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm, #220490
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220489
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm, #220483
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


ENEMY OR PATRIOT -


TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am, #245639
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm, #239896
don't you just love it when these ***kheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am, #239887
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm, #239878
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm, #218183
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am, #218168
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


THE PEOPLE OF EARTH - The eleventh commandment hath arrived...




PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?


TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm, #216708
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am, #216532
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...


HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean


TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm, #120318
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm, #120317
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.


BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am, #135275
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm, #134827
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm, #134826
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm, #134710
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #134673
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.


TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm, #194688
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.


THERE'S NO SUCH THING -


TAGS: i love my family but from a distance
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - December 31, 2009, 9:45 pm, #149234
Thanks guys. Nothing like visiting relatives to remind me why I moved here
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:21 pm, #149220
Well done, sick!
Sean - December 31, 2009, 6:33 pm, #149208
Great.
Dr. Rusak - December 31, 2009, 5:52 pm, #149206
oh so true, 5L


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are s****** milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm, #179426
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm, #179424
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm, #179415
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm, #179414
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm, #179413
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm, #179409
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm, #179407
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm, #179406
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4****...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm, #179405
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm, #179403
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm, #150363
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIK - Roses r red, violets r blue! Just a little poster to say happy b-day and I love you!!!


TAGS: from your duck scrubber
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MO

agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am, #186457
LMAO! That's what I'm talking about!
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am, #186456
All kidding aside...what's my fav drink?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:13 am, #186455
LOL!! That's niiiice!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:08 am, #186454
What? No Riunite on ice?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:07 am, #186453
BOXED WINE OR DIE!!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:06 am, #186452
I'll just a**ume you've had too many midori sours tonight.
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:03 am, #186451
Well that just warms that ****les of my heart!!! (that's really g**, but i've always wanted to say it, and untill now I've really never found a situation that called for that much g**ness......) But seriously.....thanks. Miss you f***ers too!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:01 am, #186450
All kidding aside... it's good to see you around again. A lot has gone on... don't know how much you are aware of. We'll have to fill you in whenever you decide to stay for more than a weekend.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:59 am, #186449
You're greatly missed here... and don't think that you're just throwin' a bone once a month here! We want more!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:57 am, #186448
I'm dreading the day....websensen hasn't hit my AOR yet. Not that I've been on much at work lately.....but still to take down logic? That's just a tragedy in and of itself.......miss ya buddy!!!!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:55 am, #186447
Soon as I get some god d*** help at work....I'm gonna be back on a more permanent basis. Don't hate. I'd be here non-stop if I could.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am, #186446
Selfish b****!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am, #186445
Well, hell... you manage to stay away more than those who have been lost to WebSense!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:50 am, #186444
And BTW....quickies is all I can manage with you h***ers now~ You know this site is like crack!! "Every time I think I'm out...THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!"
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:47 am, #186443
d***, dude! That's some serious commitment after moving to Cali... lots of beach to comb.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:46 am, #186442
Nah! I left her a** in Jersey. But she's comin out for good in Octoberish....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:42 am, #186441
Speaking of HNIK, did she come with you, or did you abandon her like you did us... just dropping by for quickies?
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am, #186440
Ha! Regular, indeed. The crew is a bit bigger, and we're suffering witdrawls from several... including you. MWLF isn't around, nor is Logic... but he's making an attempt to be around a bit more. Still... we aren't patrollling the streets like we used to.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am, #186439
Oh I'm still In.....they made the mistake of promoting my sorry a**. Now I'm the HNIC of my engine room and I've got a **** ton to learn before I can start whippin my bad news bears into shape.....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am, #186438
I have been checking in every now and then...seems the crew has grown by a few......and the timmys have come and gone. Good to see the regulars are.....staying regular...
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am, #186437
A real job? What, you aren't USCG?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am, #186436
put an o after that n....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am, #186435
N sir! I went and got me a real job that has soaked up all of my free time....I drink as much as I can in the 3 hours I have off....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:34 am, #186434
It's always the same.... you bait me in, then leave me wanting. LOL!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:33 am, #186433
LOLMAO!! I'm not talkin posters...I'm joshin with you about how long it usually takes to just get your acknowlegement after my usual absence....I gotta blab away for a few weeks till you feel i'm gonna hang......and then.....poof....gone again!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am, #186432
I just figured you got to California, and slid into the snob-nose culture.... too good for motifaking now. Either that, or you stopped drinking.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am, #186431
Two weeks? TWO WEEKS? You're flattering yourself! You ain't never around!!! Let me see... one poster made in April... only one poster in May... Hmmmmm... nothing in June or July... and I ain't counting this one, joker!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:28 am, #186430
Oh yeah....what's fricken even weirder is......I grew up here.....snot the same...
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:27 am, #186429
What's a shock is that my mentor and bestest motifaker hasn't shunned me for a two week break in period......jeebus Aggy!! That has to be the record!!! *sniff*
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:25 am, #186428
LOL! Culture shock, ain't it?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:24 am, #186427
Ayup! And It's d*** weird.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:23 am, #186426
LMAO!!!! Well, if it ain't the Beverly Hillbilly! Move to Cali yet?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:22 am, #186425
Happy birthday muffin!!! d***.... I'm too lazy to make a new poster.....LOVE YA!!!
MO - December 29, 2009, 3:46 am, #148722
And in case anyone's still confused aboot who the hell Jeffey is? This was just some random pic I found while searching for a B-day poster for NIK. (you all good now Mooooo?)
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:29 pm, #133498
Imunna go with post-fake!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 10:54 am, #105203
Does it make it easier when the ducks are in a row?.......does it save time ...and lubricant?.....or is there some kind of limit, Like during hunting season, Still confused.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:28 pm, #103612
I think 6 flags refer to the Ambien b***erflies fluttering around his head.
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm, #103610
Make a list...i'll address them one at a time.....gotta get my ducks in a row...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm, #103608
I think you have only confused me more MO....Jeffey is Nik?....what did you do to the duck?
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 4:24 pm, #103604
Have a great weekend Mo, cause on monday you may have to translate a number of comments.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:22 pm, #103597
Enjoy 6 flags, lunatic!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:21 pm, #103595
Talking to said GF on the telly I'd be faking instead of paying attention....and good lord....I'm going to 6 flags!!! See yuz guys on Monday!!!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:20 pm, #103592
Jeffey. Good lord I'm confused!! How bout u guys? So looong story short. I got duck off red wine (in a box) was extremely mean to my GF (jeffey) and hence here we are. Jacuzzi? I thought I was taking flack (quack) for being on motifake. In the past when..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:40 am, #100305
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight light, and the red balloon..."
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am, #100303
Take it easy, Haar.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am, #100302
MOOOOWHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's a viking buhbye...i think...Bye Haarkkk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am, #100300
night Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am, #100299
I work out of my car. I often have to be somewhere but have no real "work" to do....so I watch Tv on my laptop.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am, #100298
Who is Lag?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am, #100297
LMFAO!!! Mooooo... adapting, adjusting, overcoming (at their house)
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am, #100296
Lag is killing me. I'm out. TTYL.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am, #100294
I find that a girl who is good at oral is more effective than Ambien.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am, #100293
funny. we were just talking aboot passed out girlfriends at poker.....apparently my friends want me to stop hanging around their places at night.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am, #100292
Animal Planet? Maybe the 2/1 cup video I saw differs from your version.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am, #100291
Always pissed me off, my wife can do that too. I toss and turn forever.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am, #100290
Ummmmm.... I'm guessing you like sneaking underage girls into drive-in movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am, #100289
food network? No, more like "animal planet"
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am, #100288
Nothing says fun like a passed-out girlfriend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am, #100287
Actually. If you look in my trunk there are snacks,movies, space heaters and at least 80 feet of extension cord.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am, #100286
Oh I'll splain further....that woman will fall asleep in a hurricane!!! Not kidding. We get home and not 5 minutes later....out like a......comfy girl....thank god I'm the only one that snors...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am, #100285
Hell, mooooo.... by now, it's just like watching the food network, right?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am, #100284
That sucks. TTH is good people.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am, #100283
The mooooo survival kit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am, #100282
I'm desensitizing myself by watching 2 girls 1 cup over and over.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am, #100281
A lot of fake t*** here.... it seem mountanous, but it's not. Easy mistake to make, Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am, #100280
I tether my Blackberry to get net in the middle of nowhere.....but mostly I watch p***.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am, #100279
Besides, I can't talk.... I'm half falling asleep at 12:30.... just pathetic.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am, #100278
Well hell. I don't know why, but I always thought Vegas was on Mountain, not Pacific. Doh.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am, #100277
Oh yeah.... time zones. I was referring to Nik alrerady being asleep earlier... oh, nevermind. I'll just let the joke bomb on it's own without further explanation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am, #100276
Trash has no laptop...so he's pretty well f***ed... 12 hours with very little to do.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am, #100275
I went through a lapse in spelling over the last two weeks. Getting back on track now.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am, #100274
Great for isolated folks.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am, #100273
Agg..I know it's only midnight your time....I"m working on tree-terdy here..sooookay bust out the sippy cap!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am, #100272
LOL.... tryin' to push it off on someone else, Haar?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am, #100271
If a birthday is going to be cut unintentionally short, and sprinkled with irritation, shouldn't you be the one who fell asleep early, MO?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am, #100270
I've a satellite DSL hook up I'll sell him, cheap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am, #100269
f***ing Nazi's ...always alert.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am, #100268
No one to ralk to? What, he's Scooby Doo now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am, #100267
Talk...even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am, #100266
TTH is in the middle of nowhere...no DSL...no one to ralk to....hell, No bathroom....He's been calling to b****.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am, #100265
There are those lapses in comment response... but it's way past Seany-poo's bed time.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am, #100264
who der??
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am, #100263
Not asleep, but I'm in need of it.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am, #100262
SEE? Mention a mofo and there they go........commenting while you're typin trash.....TRASH???? AGGY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am, #100261
Knock, Knock.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:17 am, #100260
CCCCCOMBO....never mind!!! I like to switch it up every now and then....funny.....I wonder around this time who is passed out at their computers....Sean? Harrk? Where'd ja go? Moooooo I'm not even gonna mention your name...you may just knock on my door...
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:50 am, #100215
Pssst! NIK. I think MO knows about Jeffrey. Better down low it for a tad hon. He'll soon come to think he just imagined it. His insecurity is your biggest ally. P.S. I need a good pool boy, can I have his #? I mean, yer not using him for a bit ....
MO - July 25, 2009, 5:42 pm, #99923
Fred's ded. Nobody here but Jeffey...
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 5:40 pm, #99921
Fred?
Nik - July 25, 2009, 4:37 pm, #99904
Awww!! That's so sweet Hank!! I mean MO. Thank You!!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:03 pm, #99901
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Happy Birthday Nik! (AKA, Jeffrey)
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 3:13 pm, #99891
Good one MO...Happy B-Day Nik!!!
Surri-Sama - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm, #99879
This is sweet...to bad fools will probably bash it :|


ESCAPADES -




ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it


TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm, #206938

can post to motitwist as well.


PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS - Old Hippies Never Die They Just Fade In and Out


TAGS: wow man i can see 1967 from here
Rating: 3.67/5

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RON - October 19, 2009, 8:12 pm, #128068
LOL TOO! 5+L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 8:08 pm, #128066
Excellent. Hope Harr doesn't take offence. *snickers*
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:41 pm, #128063
LOL!! 5L


MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!




DISSENTING VOTE SUDDENLY DIES DOWN -




BLESSINGS -


TAGS: can i get an amen from airman
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 23, 2009, 12:00 am, #120929
*Two
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm, #120926
Too other words: too far. Even in untimely demise, I'm not THAT vndictive.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm, #120924
I'm in tight with your lawyer... and I'm stockpiling puppies as we speak. Two words: Dragon Skin.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:50 pm, #120920
And motion detectors, and collars with bells on them, lotsa bells. And an envelope in the possession of my lawyer with instructions on what to do if I do not wake up one morning. (Spoiler alert: adopt puppies, lotsa puppies.)
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm, #120915
Sean has cameras.... in a lot of places.
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:45 pm, #120912
scary...looks EXACLTY like my kitty!
Airman - September 14, 2009, 11:28 am, #117713
Amen brother, Amen
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:54 pm, #117336
Shhhhhhhhhhh... don't wake kitty kaboom.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 5:40 pm, #117335
Thanks. I adore cats too. I love dogs as well, and I'm sure I'll have one or two some day (greyhound rescues possibly), but cats rule the roost for the foreseeable future.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:31 pm, #117314
Lol, I actually really liked this. 5... "Stars" mate! (I love cats. Xp)


A BIGGER GUN - i got one after seeing this picture


TAGS: wolf from hell
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by angryceltic

angryceltic - February 16, 2010, 9:27 pm, #158573
im glad someone else realized that. like i said when that pack moved into the area the dear population dropped significantly
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 5:53 pm, #158513
A cull is not a trophy hunt. Very good point Jake.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 5:48 pm, #158512
Just to get back to the Poster, Trophy hunting is a waste, I agree. But there are so many wolves in Montana now, you can't even find a deer or elk tracks anymore! Haven't brought meat to the table in 2 years now. We need less wolves. begin PETA rant now
rerun - February 14, 2010, 4:52 pm, #158054

A large gas guzzler originally built for military use, now a Yuppy wagon. Why, what did you hear it was?
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 8:29 am, #158014
Yeah, I've never heard of that stuff before. What's a hummer?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:28 am, #158013
You wish.....I was talking about semen, I didn't want to offend TOC's feminine sensibilities.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:26 am, #158012
Cucumber?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #158011
Aggy rinses thoroughly......But he can still taste the Cu.......too far? yeah, too far.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:23 am, #158010
I've repeatedly told mooooooo to spit out his gum before going there, but ne no leesten.
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 8:18 am, #158009
You just have to make sure to rinse thoroughly, as excess conditioner can actually make your hair rather gummy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:18 am, #158008
Watching doesn't count as contributing.......but I do love a freshly washed beaner.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:13 am, #158007
I did condition afterwards. But I don't have to tell YOU that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:09 am, #158006
Just stay away from those "ladies" on the strip...........you've wasted your life shampooing your man parts.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:07 am, #158005
Can't live with 'em, can't watch 'em.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:03 am, #158004
No work today. Morning walk.... after a month out of town, my little lez Cuban misses me... go figure.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:01 am, #158003
Hah! Well played.....just getting up for work Bud?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 7:42 am, #158002
Why not? It's not like my people are legally here or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 2:33 am, #157986
Can I still Hunt Aggy for sport?
angryceltic - February 14, 2010, 2:07 am, #157985
im now sorry i posted this it wasn't suppose to be some major issue about what too kill and what not to kill it was just suppose to be holy **** that's a big wolf btw it weighed in at 280lb
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 2:02 am, #157983
Dear population: stop killing for sport.
angryceltic - February 14, 2010, 12:27 am, #157969
i know the guy who took the picture they killed it because the dear population dropped over half when that pack moved into the area
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 8:13 pm, #157943
Well, there are other reasons. You don't want the animal population to get too high.
rerun - February 13, 2010, 7:59 pm, #157942

The only way I would shoot it is to protect my family. I agree with TTH, hunting is to put food on the table, not for sport
TheTrashHeap - February 13, 2010, 6:08 pm, #157937
The point of hunting is to procure food. This is trophy hunting and has no place in civilized society. I have hunted all my life and have never seen the point in killing just for bragging rights. The guys I hunt with would despise this guy.
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:43 pm, #157934
I see your dim-witted condescension, and raise you one, Hey! Take off, eh?!! Hoser.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:22 pm, #157933
I'm sure he killed it during season. and during hunting season the goal is to kill the biggest one.
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:19 pm, #157932
Just not into killing what I think is amazing. That wolf is incredible. The guy who needs to prove his manhood over and over again, not so much.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:15 pm, #157931
some kind of tree huggin panzy or what?
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:14 pm, #157930
Sorry to hear about your p****. But thanks for sharing.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:08 pm, #157928
f*** off! I would have sh** it too
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:07 pm, #157926
A magnificent animal. Good thing Captain Tiny***k here killed it.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:00 pm, #157923
lots of big wolves here too
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:29 pm, #157878
I remained flacid. This pic doesn't do it for me.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:05 am, #157850
O face!


NOW RUNNING ON BIO FUEL - what did they expect? Hogs will eat anything


TAGS: death from above goes green
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:14 pm, #171336
Green death from above. Amsome.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:58 pm, #171275
Makes sense, Jet Fuel is just about like Diesel. Go Green!


FIND YOUR STATE - Fun with Movie Titles


TAGS: from alabama to wyoming
Rating: 4.29/5

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Krickit - March 28, 2013, 2:15 pm, #244704
I'm from the Fast times at Ridgemont High state. Sounds about right.


NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm, #149808
Excellent BTW Seanski!


OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm, #136561
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am, #134317
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am, #134311
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am, #134310
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


World of Warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm, #67720
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm, #67685
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am, #30994
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked


OBEY THE SIGN! - No matter how much Moooooooo offers you to put your hand there... you'll only find shame.


TAGS: jamesons comes from his udders
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 2:44 pm, #202087

LOL!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 3, 2010, 8:26 am, #200903
Bastards!
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 10:45 pm, #200873
Awwwwww c'mon. The bastiche is so doggone friendly. What could go wrong?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:43 pm, #200825
I was bored in there.
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:35 pm, #200822
that, as well as a VCR and a laptop i found in there.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:33 pm, #200820
Why, pzy... did you pawn it already?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:32 pm, #200819
Smells like it.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 8:30 pm, #200818
Wristwatch? Does Moooooooooo know Charlie Sheen by any chance?
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:29 pm, #200817
would you reaaaally want it back?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:23 pm, #200815
And with any luck, my wristwatch... anyone? Anyone?


PHYDEAUX -




PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm, #188654
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac!


TAGS: august challenge zombies from culos
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:28 am, #189323
All I know is... My Mac, and our Linux still work. The PC does not.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:26 am, #189322
It's not just the simplicity of linux based machines, it's the familiarity.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am, #189321
I thought it was because hackers try not to target root because it can easier infect linux-based machines... Maybe I'm dumb. ???
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:22 am, #189317
It's actually because of the complexity of the hardware layout. Macs have a very strange wiring and that's what makes the process of writing programs for them so difficult.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am, #189304
Pretty much, Chompers. Mac users are unimportant. (I have one, I should know.)
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:54 am, #189300
Do you know why there are so few viruses for macs? It's because NOBODY CARES!!!!!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:27 am, #189290
That's... just not true, Zook.
Zook - August 13, 2010, 10:08 am, #189288
haha, stupid people macs now have more viruses then pcs.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 12:54 am, #134768
This was a "Clickable Distraction" and it was totally worth it! I love your posters, LD. 5.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 3:16 pm, #121142
Lame. PCs do way more.
voice of reason - September 7, 2009, 10:41 pm, #115836
seriously mac owners stop being arrogant ja****ses just because you bought a cpu that costs twice as much as mine and does half the ****. if you look after your cpu you dont need all the virus protection **** from mac
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:38 am, #114949
****, James, that was piss poor.
James - September 4, 2009, 7:37 am, #114948
Mac: It's missing the Virus that acts as brains for the PC.
-.- - August 30, 2009, 9:10 am, #113240
it should be the other way around! mac FTW!
Weapon X - August 30, 2009, 4:57 am, #113209
AMSOME
RAWR - August 29, 2009, 5:51 pm, #113111
...so apparently the Mac is missing something...
BriaHere - August 28, 2009, 7:54 am, #112712
Think it over Jake, I'll give you a clue Zombies eat....?
Reality Lord - August 28, 2009, 6:41 am, #112701

great poster. not sure whats funnier...the poster or jake totally not getting it....lol.
bagel - August 28, 2009, 12:03 am, #112661
LMFAO Jake if you don't get it your clearly just like the mac dude.
Jake Eagle - August 27, 2009, 10:47 pm, #112648
dude, the zombie ate the PC guy, and that make's him definitely NOT pro-mac how? i should put this on fail blog or something.
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 1:14 pm, #112568
I don't own a Mac...but I'm also not very PC!
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:07 am, #112532
You`re probably Pro-Mac yourself, huh Logicdude? lol
Woodywood03a - August 26, 2009, 4:41 pm, #112284
Very very cool Culos and Logic!!!!!
doofenshmirtz - August 26, 2009, 4:37 pm, #112280
that is awesome I think my left testical fell off and rolled away I laughed so hard.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm, #112255
Props go to Culos for finding this pic!


ONE MAN'S FATE... - COMES FROM ANOTHER MAN'S WAIT




MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.




A WELDERS HAT FROM THE 30S. - Badass


TAGS: welders hat from the 30s
Rating: 2.14/5
Seb - December 12, 2008, 6:47 pm, #44055
That is pretty original & badass, well done.
todesengel - September 18, 2008, 1:34 am, #21780
I saw rocketman once...
Badasswelder - June 30, 2008, 12:20 pm, #7652
Brilliant! About time something original was uploaded.


SUSTENANCE -


TAGS: love from my son
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 18, 2012, 9:11 am, #240691
That I’ll do, RL. I penned this a year ago last May, right after the Japan quake. His call was very timely for me. Won’t soon forget it. Things have a way of balancing sometimes. Thank you, guys, very much.
Reality Lord - November 18, 2012, 8:16 am, #240690

where's the 10Lion b***on. awesome. rerun would love this over at motitwist gary.
Greeny - November 18, 2012, 5:38 am, #240687
Most excellent - cheers!


SHE DIDN’T GET OLD BY ACCIDENT -


TAGS: resipiscence wisdom from experience
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:49 pm, #245763
Wy, thank you old cynic. It is quite the combination.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 7:57 pm, #245760
Bravo, Gary. 5 locks for you.


JUDGEMENT -




WHEN IT -


TAGS: b2 bomber back from libya
Rating: 4.71/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:45 pm, #216193
Don;t get better than that! 5L


LEADER OF THE MPACK -


TAGS: a rebel from shangrila
Rating: 4.69/5

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Cubbybear - May 18, 2010, 11:33 pm, #176620
I wish you could get 10 lions
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 8:16 pm, #176557
ROR! Nice!


SCREWING UP -


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

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lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm, #163972
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm, #163960
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm, #163910
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm, #163797
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm, #163794
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


APPEARANCE -


TAGS: disguise others from ourselves
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - October 2, 2011, 10:41 am, #224703
Saw the image, thought of the lead singer of Antiproduct. Read the quote, thought of the Blue Man Group song Persona
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:23 am, #224696
5 BIG hugs for this one! :)
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:22 am, #224695
% BIG hugs for this one!


AIRMAN - Receives His Inspiration From A Higher Source.


TAGS: airman his inspiration comes from above
Rating: 4.18/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:49 am, #163016
- and perspiration, I'll wager


HOME SCHOOLING -


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

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CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm, #212510
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!


TAGS: text borrowed from cubby
Rating: 4.14/5

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phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 1:01 am, #149425
Ah, fine praise indeed. I thank you Sir for your good words, that I shamelessly stole...
Cubbybear - January 2, 2010, 12:51 am, #149420
LOL! 5/5


BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am, #167460
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am, #167459
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.




BEAUTIFUL WOMEN -


TAGS: beautiful women from inside and shows motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.76/5

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WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:01 pm, #140610
Bruce Vilanch. The scary part is that his real ***bs are bigger than this pic shows.
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:14 pm, #140598
LOL
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:13 pm, #140596
Sorry RON, but you're the competition, and motifake is dog eat dog, but not in a good way. (of course I fived it, you cheeky monkey)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:09 pm, #140594
a total love only gets me a 3?...lol Thanks!...lol
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:57 pm, #140590
This is wonderful, RON. A perfect parody. I totally love it. 3.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:56 pm, #140589
"they don't yell and they don't tell, and oh, they're greatful as hell" -- Benny Hill.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:55 pm, #140588
"they shall age, and their physical beauty shall leave, but a willingness attitude, is forever" 5L


AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: fell from heaven pain s m pick up line
Rating: 3.75/5

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tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:21 pm, #189485
thats what the paper bag is for
Arkot - August 14, 2010, 11:25 am, #189464
Because it looks like you landed on your face.


YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.




FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE - My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire',Which is probably why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.




CUTE PIG - Sorry, won't save you from the butcher.




A FAIRY TRUTH II - "I got it from EBAY...."




SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am, #177364
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


ANY LANDING... -




COLLEGE -




WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine


TAGS: bong beatles help frommy friends
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:10 pm, #235854
Merely image5 I tell you
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:52 pm, #235841
how did ya know what I see?


SIMPLE MATH -




CRAZY FUNDAMENTALISTS - And they aren't even from Utah ...




WOODSTOCK -


TAGS: live from the 250th anniversary concert
Rating: 3.67/5

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Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:15 pm, #152069
I always wondered who recorded the original Dr Who theme.
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:28 am, #147498
d*** cybermen are everywhere


BOXING DAY -




John Mccain -




whazza matter with ya, laugh it off -


TAGS: tb phlegm from laughing
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 4, 2013, 6:13 pm, #250838
Very Sad GaryO. 5L
spacedog - September 15, 2013, 7:27 pm, #249707
Boom! 5
GaryO - September 15, 2013, 3:01 pm, #249697
Heh heh, knowing your talent, you’ll come up with a better, funnier version…so, for now…..ha ha ha fellow motiphakir
Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 2:53 pm, #249694
I had very nearly this exact thought / poster idea... dammit. I'll hold off for a while, I guess, and use it if I remember.


Aliens -




inspiration -


TAGS: from deep within
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:25 pm, #255814
I prefer a 2x4 with a few nails in it.
Silverheart - July 20, 2014, 10:47 pm, #255780
Everyday, brother, every day. 5'd & Fv'd
Greeny - July 20, 2014, 10:00 pm, #255779
beautiful... 5L
Reality Lord - July 20, 2014, 9:41 pm, #255778

endlessly...yes i do. real real nice demot g-man


rerunbrandt -


TAGS: advice from beyond
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 17, 2014, 9:37 pm, #254824
Well then where the phook ya been?
rerun - May 17, 2014, 9:00 pm, #254823

Haaaayyyyyyy, I'm not dead, yet.


A Wish Sandwich -


TAGS: love from afar softer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:48 pm, #254785
True, but I just never really cared for those overgrown steering wheels.


Freelance seismologist -


TAGS: slashing scientists from government agencies
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 11:21 am, #250799

Epic! 5LLLLLs


apples -


TAGS: apples myth notfar from tree
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 12:22 am, #249965

We got another 3/4 inch of rain today. Broke the all-time precip record for this date.
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 12:00 am, #249964
Thanks LG! I hope you weathered the storm without any major problems and the ground is drying up there!
lgvernon - September 23, 2013, 11:47 pm, #249961

Beautiful graphic, CL~~


ninja goats -


TAGS: ninja goats b*** from above
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:36 am, #249680
Thanks, ug. I was hoping for 5 goats instead though ;-)
ughomer - September 15, 2013, 9:21 am, #249678
Cyn ~ 5 Lions!


ISOLATION - Some people really do live in a cave.




THE FOUR FACES OF A CRITIC -


TAGS: long way from kansas crankyhead
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

jameswnash - October 14, 2010, 9:41 pm, #198337
love it!
Neener - October 14, 2010, 9:05 pm, #198326
Cranktastic!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:41 pm, #198298

LOLZ!!!! more epic gold oh cranky one!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RERUN -


TAGS: with a little help from your friends
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:45 pm, #192742
Happy Birthday Rerun.
rerun - September 7, 2010, 7:11 pm, #192731

my favorite Beatle too
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 6:24 pm, #192729
isn't that the guy from Thomas the Tank engine? happy birthday rerun 5L


SHORT SHORTS AND HALTER TOPS -


TAGS: escape from motifake
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - November 9, 2011, 10:00 pm, #225668
Ah yes, gluttons for punishment.


perspective -




Bedtime Stories -


TAGS: almost always from the tragedies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:46 pm, #246723

creepy ...not creep ...CREEPY SITE....D'OH
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:45 pm, #246722

there's a "creep" site in the network called shivers. i know the guy who runs it...very well actually. i think he'd love to have this displayed there....plz :).
Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:38 pm, #245865
Luv it
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:40 am, #245861
Quality. 5L
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 9:53 am, #245858
Nice one Bone. 5L
BoneCD - May 19, 2013, 8:45 am, #245856
Thanks and Back at ya ReRun
rerun - May 19, 2013, 8:42 am, #245855

Nice 1st poster of the day (and good to see ya Bone).


ASK THESE GUYS WHERE HOFFA'S BURRIED - (L to R) Drive By, Mikey the Wop, The Plug


TAGS: regards from roseville michigan
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - October 3, 2012, 11:09 am, #239696
What? Unfunny can be good sometimes, take now for instance…no huh. I’ll be by my dish.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:30 am, #239692
Go lay down by your dish, GaryO!
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:48 am, #239690
HAH! A few years back, I told this bunch of kids, ‘Hey, they found Jimmy Hoffa!’ ‘They did!’, ‘Yeah, in a hospital’…’Really?!’…‘Yeah, maturnity ward….trying to organize labor’……’huh… who’s Jimmy Hoffa?’
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 8:38 am, #239685
"The Plug" has an alias, Mao. It's "Jimmy the Spade."
maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:54 pm, #239669
Hay That's My Dad On The Right.


Mirrors -




Leadership -




Galileo vs. The Inquisition -


TAGS: galileo apart from the crowd
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:01 pm, #246715
It's not wrong for a reasonable person, but when the opposition has power and strength in numbers, it can be risky for your health. And the Inquisition was pretty short on humor. Barbecuing heretics was their idea of fun.
Greeny - June 17, 2013, 9:39 pm, #246713
What if he has a good point? It's wrong to interject a notion & lighten the mood all in one fell swoop?
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:28 pm, #246711
Well done...5L
lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:21 pm, #246710

Excellent!~


BED - Weekday morning when you have to get up for work: the most cosy, comfortable, and wonderful place in the known universe. Weekend morning when the day is your own: meh.




LIFE'S BREATH -


TAGS: harry houdini died from a sucker punch to the solar plexus
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:42 am, #164685
Yay! for the Boondocks....great show........(even if TTH hates the music)
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:39 am, #164683
Yeah man... May 2nd for sure.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:38 am, #164682
LOL Aggy... I don't know for sure, Moo. But I heard they had trouble finding a network to pick up a 3rd season because of some controversial episodes in Season 2.
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:37 am, #164681
Boondocks is really coming back?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am, #164678
The other 8.4% watch the Sopranos.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am, #164677
Really?.....why the super long break?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:32 am, #164675
LOL I know you didn't "know" but... 91.6% of black people watch the Boondocks. And season 3 starts May 2nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:29 am, #164671
I didn't know that......Another canceled masterpiece...no?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:28 am, #164669
You know I watch the Boondocks, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:26 am, #164663
It's an American show.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:23 am, #164658
America doesn't get certain Canadian channels, Canadian cartoons, or Canadian humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:21 am, #164656
You guys ever watch the Boondocks?....that's some funny ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:19 am, #164652
Oh! the hilarity!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:18 am, #164649
It's all crap nowadays, Aggy. There's only one fight we want to see.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am, #164646
That's why Jones got the fight instead of Vegas... we aren't dumb enough to get crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am, #164645
So It's like UFC or something?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:16 am, #164644
Actually... kinda, yeah. If they're having major bouts closer to where I live than to where Aggy lives, boxing has a problem.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:15 am, #164643
was that some kinda g** wrestling thing?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:14 am, #164642
Eh... I'm hard to impress tonight after watching Pacquiao make Clottey look like a child tonight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:11 am, #164636
You loved it.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:10 am, #164634
*gross
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am, #164633
*accommodating
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am, #164632
Did you just cut one Veggie?........Getting a little "accomodating" back there...n'est pas?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:06 am, #164630
pffft...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:03 am, #164624
Latent homo***uality is my guess.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:00 am, #164617
5. Why do I wanna watch "Top Gun" all of a sudden?
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:45 pm, #164542
Thanks guys. I almost didn't make this one.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 11:42 pm, #164541
5 inescapable truth, by TTH!!!
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 11:22 pm, #164523
Very nice TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:13 pm, #164512
Beautiful. 5L


POVERTY -


TAGS: harry chapin the shortest story lines from
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

babyface55 - June 28, 2011, 10:16 pm, #220716
eww ........ bugs.....
jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 11:58 pm, #190586
Deep brother, that's deep... 5 flies for you


MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery


TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Chef

LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am, #254013
DONT CARE GIZZA PIZZA!
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am, #176636
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm, #176617
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


IF I HAD A HAMMER -


TAGS: new from ktel
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 16, 2010, 9:11 pm, #194168

BTW, my sidekick...his name is Jay
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:10 pm, #194166
sweet! I would buy it. I has 5 hammers to give
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:06 pm, #193997

Haters, all I see is haters. Love it
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:28 pm, #193986
LOL!!!
Airman - September 15, 2010, 3:40 pm, #193959
LOL LOL
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:34 pm, #193954
This might be the only SFW picture of RR and his "sock puppet" 5L Airman
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 3:01 pm, #193948
Ha!! Rerun and his sock puppet....they're always a show stopper....5L


COLLECTIONS -


TAGS: you cant get love from the stoned
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am, #174319
Ahhhhh... why bother tampering with a jury when you can reach the so-called victim?
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:23 am, #174316
The pig ain't talkin'.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:16 am, #174313
I'd like to hear from the pig before I draw any conclusions.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:08 am, #174312
Disclaimer: No pigs were bashed during the making of this fake poster.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:38 pm, #173977
Classic. 5 maimed lions.
Airman - April 28, 2010, 12:54 pm, #173839
5 oinks
MO - April 28, 2010, 9:10 am, #173810
I'm usually not a big fan of pig bashing of any sort, but this is just too good!
Haarakkon - April 28, 2010, 4:32 am, #173804
Now we're cookin'! I love this one for so many different reasons.


FENNEMANISM -




You can learn a lot from a dummy -


TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm, #246088
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm, #246087
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm, #246086
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm, #246085
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm, #246076
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm, #246070
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY


THE POWER THEY HAVE OVER US -




AFTER MR. DRYSDALE'S INDICTMENT - Miss Hathaway went on to a rewarding career in public education


TAGS: far away from beverly hills
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by gil

GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 8:47 am, #166429
she's teaching the Jethro Bodine GaZinta method of math. 5L


TO BE A MILLIONAIRE! -


TAGS: krickit long lost uncle from nigeria taxes international transfer
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Krickit - April 3, 2013, 2:20 pm, #244839
Seems legit
Silverheart - April 2, 2013, 10:11 pm, #244822
Well, he started it! Seriously, just having a bit of fun.
GaryO - April 2, 2013, 10:04 pm, #244821
Well now, this tête-à-tête is getting interesting


WAIT A MINUTE - Is OD working for the government now?


TAGS: straight answers from the overlord
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:41 pm, #216883
Brilliant!


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