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MYTHBUSTERS - The early years

TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am
I frickin' love this!

G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!

TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm

AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!

EVOLUTION - Can we go back?

TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.

STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.

TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?

STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!

TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .

TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
dude, that's very true...


TAGS: live from delhi
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm
Only n00bs whine about the mods.

WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.

TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Death

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a ***ist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm
Please take your b***-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too

COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes

TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these ***kheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!

THE PEOPLE OF EARTH - The eleventh commandment hath arrived...

PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?

TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...

HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean

TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.

BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"

TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.

COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.

TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.


TAGS: i love my family but from a distance
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - December 31, 2009, 9:45 pm
Thanks guys. Nothing like visiting relatives to remind me why I moved here
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done, sick!
Sean - December 31, 2009, 6:33 pm
Dr. Rusak - December 31, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh so true, 5L

THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.

TAGS: why is it creamy you are s****** milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4****...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIK - Roses r red, violets r blue! Just a little poster to say happy b-day and I love you!!!

TAGS: from your duck scrubber
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MO

agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
LMAO! That's what I'm talking about!
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
All kidding aside...what's my fav drink?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:13 am
LOL!! That's niiiice!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:08 am
What? No Riunite on ice?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:07 am
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:06 am
I'll just a**ume you've had too many midori sours tonight.
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:03 am
Well that just warms that ****les of my heart!!! (that's really g**, but i've always wanted to say it, and untill now I've really never found a situation that called for that much g**ness......) But seriously.....thanks. Miss you f***ers too!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:01 am
All kidding aside... it's good to see you around again. A lot has gone on... don't know how much you are aware of. We'll have to fill you in whenever you decide to stay for more than a weekend.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:59 am
You're greatly missed here... and don't think that you're just throwin' a bone once a month here! We want more!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:57 am
I'm dreading the day....websensen hasn't hit my AOR yet. Not that I've been on much at work lately.....but still to take down logic? That's just a tragedy in and of itself.......miss ya buddy!!!!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:55 am
Soon as I get some god d*** help at work....I'm gonna be back on a more permanent basis. Don't hate. I'd be here non-stop if I could.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Selfish b****!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Well, hell... you manage to stay away more than those who have been lost to WebSense!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:50 am
And BTW....quickies is all I can manage with you h***ers now~ You know this site is like crack!! "Every time I think I'm out...THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!"
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:47 am
d***, dude! That's some serious commitment after moving to Cali... lots of beach to comb.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:46 am
Nah! I left her a** in Jersey. But she's comin out for good in Octoberish....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:42 am
Speaking of HNIK, did she come with you, or did you abandon her like you did us... just dropping by for quickies?
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Ha! Regular, indeed. The crew is a bit bigger, and we're suffering witdrawls from several... including you. MWLF isn't around, nor is Logic... but he's making an attempt to be around a bit more. Still... we aren't patrollling the streets like we used to.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Oh I'm still In.....they made the mistake of promoting my sorry a**. Now I'm the HNIC of my engine room and I've got a **** ton to learn before I can start whippin my bad news bears into shape.....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
I have been checking in every now and then...seems the crew has grown by a few......and the timmys have come and gone. Good to see the regulars are.....staying regular...
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
A real job? What, you aren't USCG?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
put an o after that n....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
N sir! I went and got me a real job that has soaked up all of my free time....I drink as much as I can in the 3 hours I have off....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:34 am
It's always the same.... you bait me in, then leave me wanting. LOL!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:33 am
LOLMAO!! I'm not talkin posters...I'm joshin with you about how long it usually takes to just get your acknowlegement after my usual absence....I gotta blab away for a few weeks till you feel i'm gonna hang......and then.....poof....gone again!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
I just figured you got to California, and slid into the snob-nose culture.... too good for motifaking now. Either that, or you stopped drinking.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
Two weeks? TWO WEEKS? You're flattering yourself! You ain't never around!!! Let me see... one poster made in April... only one poster in May... Hmmmmm... nothing in June or July... and I ain't counting this one, joker!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:28 am
Oh yeah....what's fricken even weirder is......I grew up here.....snot the same...
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:27 am
What's a shock is that my mentor and bestest motifaker hasn't shunned me for a two week break in period......jeebus Aggy!! That has to be the record!!! *sniff*
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:25 am
LOL! Culture shock, ain't it?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:24 am
Ayup! And It's d*** weird.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:23 am
LMAO!!!! Well, if it ain't the Beverly Hillbilly! Move to Cali yet?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:22 am
Happy birthday muffin!!! d***.... I'm too lazy to make a new poster.....LOVE YA!!!
MO - December 29, 2009, 3:46 am
And in case anyone's still confused aboot who the hell Jeffey is? This was just some random pic I found while searching for a B-day poster for NIK. (you all good now Mooooo?)
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
Imunna go with post-fake!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 10:54 am
Does it make it easier when the ducks are in a row?.......does it save time ...and lubricant?.....or is there some kind of limit, Like during hunting season, Still confused.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:28 pm
I think 6 flags refer to the Ambien b***erflies fluttering around his head.
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
Make a list...i'll address them one at a time.....gotta get my ducks in a row...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
I think you have only confused me more MO....Jeffey is Nik?....what did you do to the duck?
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
Have a great weekend Mo, cause on monday you may have to translate a number of comments.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:22 pm
Enjoy 6 flags, lunatic!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:21 pm
Talking to said GF on the telly I'd be faking instead of paying attention....and good lord....I'm going to 6 flags!!! See yuz guys on Monday!!!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:20 pm
Jeffey. Good lord I'm confused!! How bout u guys? So looong story short. I got duck off red wine (in a box) was extremely mean to my GF (jeffey) and hence here we are. Jacuzzi? I thought I was taking flack (quack) for being on motifake. In the past when..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:40 am
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight light, and the red balloon..."
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
Take it easy, Haar.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
MOOOOWHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's a viking buhbye...i think...Bye Haarkkk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
night Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
I work out of my car. I often have to be somewhere but have no real "work" to do....so I watch Tv on my laptop.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Who is Lag?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
LMFAO!!! Mooooo... adapting, adjusting, overcoming (at their house)
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Lag is killing me. I'm out. TTYL.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
I find that a girl who is good at oral is more effective than Ambien.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
funny. we were just talking aboot passed out girlfriends at poker.....apparently my friends want me to stop hanging around their places at night.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
Animal Planet? Maybe the 2/1 cup video I saw differs from your version.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Always pissed me off, my wife can do that too. I toss and turn forever.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Ummmmm.... I'm guessing you like sneaking underage girls into drive-in movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
food network? No, more like "animal planet"
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Nothing says fun like a passed-out girlfriend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Actually. If you look in my trunk there are snacks,movies, space heaters and at least 80 feet of extension cord.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Oh I'll splain further....that woman will fall asleep in a hurricane!!! Not kidding. We get home and not 5 minutes later....out like a......comfy girl....thank god I'm the only one that snors...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Hell, mooooo.... by now, it's just like watching the food network, right?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
That sucks. TTH is good people.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
The mooooo survival kit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
I'm desensitizing myself by watching 2 girls 1 cup over and over.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
A lot of fake t*** here.... it seem mountanous, but it's not. Easy mistake to make, Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
I tether my Blackberry to get net in the middle of nowhere.....but mostly I watch p***.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Besides, I can't talk.... I'm half falling asleep at 12:30.... just pathetic.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Well hell. I don't know why, but I always thought Vegas was on Mountain, not Pacific. Doh.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh yeah.... time zones. I was referring to Nik alrerady being asleep earlier... oh, nevermind. I'll just let the joke bomb on it's own without further explanation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Trash has no laptop...so he's pretty well f***ed... 12 hours with very little to do.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
I went through a lapse in spelling over the last two weeks. Getting back on track now.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Great for isolated folks.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Agg..I know it's only midnight your time....I"m working on tree-terdy here..sooookay bust out the sippy cap!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
LOL.... tryin' to push it off on someone else, Haar?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
If a birthday is going to be cut unintentionally short, and sprinkled with irritation, shouldn't you be the one who fell asleep early, MO?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
I've a satellite DSL hook up I'll sell him, cheap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
f***ing Nazi's ...always alert.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
No one to ralk to? What, he's Scooby Doo now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
TTH is in the middle of nowhere...no DSL...no one to ralk to....hell, No bathroom....He's been calling to b****.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
There are those lapses in comment response... but it's way past Seany-poo's bed time.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
who der??
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
Not asleep, but I'm in need of it.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
SEE? Mention a mofo and there they go........commenting while you're typin trash.....TRASH???? AGGY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
Knock, Knock.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:17 am
CCCCCOMBO....never mind!!! I like to switch it up every now and then....funny.....I wonder around this time who is passed out at their computers....Sean? Harrk? Where'd ja go? Moooooo I'm not even gonna mention your name...you may just knock on my door...
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:50 am
Pssst! NIK. I think MO knows about Jeffrey. Better down low it for a tad hon. He'll soon come to think he just imagined it. His insecurity is your biggest ally. P.S. I need a good pool boy, can I have his #? I mean, yer not using him for a bit ....
MO - July 25, 2009, 5:42 pm
Fred's ded. Nobody here but Jeffey...
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 5:40 pm
Nik - July 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Awww!! That's so sweet Hank!! I mean MO. Thank You!!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:03 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Happy Birthday Nik! (AKA, Jeffrey)
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
Good one MO...Happy B-Day Nik!!!
Surri-Sama - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
This is sweet...to bad fools will probably bash it :|


ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it

TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm

can post to motitwist as well.

PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS - Old Hippies Never Die They Just Fade In and Out

TAGS: wow man i can see 1967 from here
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

RON - October 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean - October 19, 2009, 8:08 pm
Excellent. Hope Harr doesn't take offence. *snickers*
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL!! 5L

MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!



TAGS: can i get an amen from airman
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 23, 2009, 12:00 am
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
Too other words: too far. Even in untimely demise, I'm not THAT vndictive.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
I'm in tight with your lawyer... and I'm stockpiling puppies as we speak. Two words: Dragon Skin.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:50 pm
And motion detectors, and collars with bells on them, lotsa bells. And an envelope in the possession of my lawyer with instructions on what to do if I do not wake up one morning. (Spoiler alert: adopt puppies, lotsa puppies.)
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sean has cameras.... in a lot of places.
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:45 pm
scary...looks EXACLTY like my kitty!
Airman - September 14, 2009, 11:28 am
Amen brother, Amen
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhh... don't wake kitty kaboom.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 5:40 pm
Thanks. I adore cats too. I love dogs as well, and I'm sure I'll have one or two some day (greyhound rescues possibly), but cats rule the roost for the foreseeable future.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:31 pm
Lol, I actually really liked this. 5... "Stars" mate! (I love cats. Xp)

A BIGGER GUN - i got one after seeing this picture

TAGS: wolf from hell
Rating: 2.13/5

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angryceltic - February 16, 2010, 9:27 pm
im glad someone else realized that. like i said when that pack moved into the area the dear population dropped significantly
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 5:53 pm
A cull is not a trophy hunt. Very good point Jake.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 5:48 pm
Just to get back to the Poster, Trophy hunting is a waste, I agree. But there are so many wolves in Montana now, you can't even find a deer or elk tracks anymore! Haven't brought meat to the table in 2 years now. We need less wolves. begin PETA rant now
rerun - February 14, 2010, 4:52 pm

A large gas guzzler originally built for military use, now a Yuppy wagon. Why, what did you hear it was?
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 8:29 am
Yeah, I've never heard of that stuff before. What's a hummer?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:28 am
You wish.....I was talking about semen, I didn't want to offend TOC's feminine sensibilities.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:26 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:24 am
Aggy rinses thoroughly......But he can still taste the Cu.......too far? yeah, too far.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:23 am
I've repeatedly told mooooooo to spit out his gum before going there, but ne no leesten.
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 8:18 am
You just have to make sure to rinse thoroughly, as excess conditioner can actually make your hair rather gummy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:18 am
Watching doesn't count as contributing.......but I do love a freshly washed beaner.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:13 am
I did condition afterwards. But I don't have to tell YOU that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:09 am
Just stay away from those "ladies" on the strip...........you've wasted your life shampooing your man parts.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:07 am
Can't live with 'em, can't watch 'em.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:03 am
No work today. Morning walk.... after a month out of town, my little lez Cuban misses me... go figure.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 8:01 am
Hah! Well played.....just getting up for work Bud?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 7:42 am
Why not? It's not like my people are legally here or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2010, 2:33 am
Can I still Hunt Aggy for sport?
angryceltic - February 14, 2010, 2:07 am
im now sorry i posted this it wasn't suppose to be some major issue about what too kill and what not to kill it was just suppose to be holy **** that's a big wolf btw it weighed in at 280lb
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 2:02 am
Dear population: stop killing for sport.
angryceltic - February 14, 2010, 12:27 am
i know the guy who took the picture they killed it because the dear population dropped over half when that pack moved into the area
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 8:13 pm
Well, there are other reasons. You don't want the animal population to get too high.
rerun - February 13, 2010, 7:59 pm

The only way I would shoot it is to protect my family. I agree with TTH, hunting is to put food on the table, not for sport
TheTrashHeap - February 13, 2010, 6:08 pm
The point of hunting is to procure food. This is trophy hunting and has no place in civilized society. I have hunted all my life and have never seen the point in killing just for bragging rights. The guys I hunt with would despise this guy.
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:43 pm
I see your dim-witted condescension, and raise you one, Hey! Take off, eh?!! Hoser.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
I'm sure he killed it during season. and during hunting season the goal is to kill the biggest one.
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:19 pm
Just not into killing what I think is amazing. That wolf is incredible. The guy who needs to prove his manhood over and over again, not so much.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:15 pm
some kind of tree huggin panzy or what?
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:14 pm
Sorry to hear about your p****. But thanks for sharing.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:08 pm
f*** off! I would have sh** it too
Sean - February 13, 2010, 5:07 pm
A magnificent animal. Good thing Captain Tiny***k here killed it.
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 5:00 pm
lots of big wolves here too
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:29 pm
I remained flacid. This pic doesn't do it for me.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:05 am
O face!

NOW RUNNING ON BIO FUEL - what did they expect? Hogs will eat anything

TAGS: death from above goes green
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:14 pm
Green death from above. Amsome.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:58 pm
Makes sense, Jet Fuel is just about like Diesel. Go Green!

FIND YOUR STATE - Fun with Movie Titles

TAGS: from alabama to wyoming
Rating: 4.29/5

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Krickit - March 28, 2013, 2:15 pm
I'm from the Fast times at Ridgemont High state. Sounds about right.


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!

OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?

TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!

World of Warcraft -

TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked

OBEY THE SIGN! - No matter how much Moooooooo offers you to put your hand there... you'll only find shame.

TAGS: jamesons comes from his udders
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 2:44 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 3, 2010, 8:26 am
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
Awwwwww c'mon. The bastiche is so doggone friendly. What could go wrong?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
I was bored in there.
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:35 pm
that, as well as a VCR and a laptop i found in there.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:33 pm
Why, pzy... did you pawn it already?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:32 pm
Smells like it.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 8:30 pm
Wristwatch? Does Moooooooooo know Charlie Sheen by any chance?
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:29 pm
would you reaaaally want it back?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:23 pm
And with any luck, my wristwatch... anyone? Anyone?



TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!

ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac!

TAGS: august challenge zombies from culos
Rating: 3.62/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:28 am
All I know is... My Mac, and our Linux still work. The PC does not.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:26 am
It's not just the simplicity of linux based machines, it's the familiarity.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I thought it was because hackers try not to target root because it can easier infect linux-based machines... Maybe I'm dumb. ???
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:22 am
It's actually because of the complexity of the hardware layout. Macs have a very strange wiring and that's what makes the process of writing programs for them so difficult.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
Pretty much, Chompers. Mac users are unimportant. (I have one, I should know.)
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:54 am
Do you know why there are so few viruses for macs? It's because NOBODY CARES!!!!!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:27 am
That's... just not true, Zook.
Zook - August 13, 2010, 10:08 am
haha, stupid people macs now have more viruses then pcs.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 12:54 am
This was a "Clickable Distraction" and it was totally worth it! I love your posters, LD. 5.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 3:16 pm
Lame. PCs do way more.
voice of reason - September 7, 2009, 10:41 pm
seriously mac owners stop being arrogant ja****ses just because you bought a cpu that costs twice as much as mine and does half the ****. if you look after your cpu you dont need all the virus protection **** from mac
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:38 am
****, James, that was piss poor.
James - September 4, 2009, 7:37 am
Mac: It's missing the Virus that acts as brains for the PC.
-.- - August 30, 2009, 9:10 am
it should be the other way around! mac FTW!
Weapon X - August 30, 2009, 4:57 am
RAWR - August 29, 2009, 5:51 pm
...so apparently the Mac is missing something...
BriaHere - August 28, 2009, 7:54 am
Think it over Jake, I'll give you a clue Zombies eat....?
Reality Lord - August 28, 2009, 6:41 am

great poster. not sure whats funnier...the poster or jake totally not getting it....lol.
bagel - August 28, 2009, 12:03 am
LMFAO Jake if you don't get it your clearly just like the mac dude.
Jake Eagle - August 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
dude, the zombie ate the PC guy, and that make's him definitely NOT pro-mac how? i should put this on fail blog or something.
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 1:14 pm
I don't own a Mac...but I'm also not very PC!
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:07 am
You`re probably Pro-Mac yourself, huh Logicdude? lol
Woodywood03a - August 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Very very cool Culos and Logic!!!!!
doofenshmirtz - August 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
that is awesome I think my left testical fell off and rolled away I laughed so hard.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Props go to Culos for finding this pic!


MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.


TAGS: welders hat from the 30s
Rating: 2.14/5
Seb - December 12, 2008, 6:47 pm
That is pretty original & badass, well done.
todesengel - September 18, 2008, 1:34 am
I saw rocketman once...
Badasswelder - June 30, 2008, 12:20 pm
Brilliant! About time something original was uploaded.


TAGS: love from my son
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 18, 2012, 9:11 am
That I’ll do, RL. I penned this a year ago last May, right after the Japan quake. His call was very timely for me. Won’t soon forget it. Things have a way of balancing sometimes. Thank you, guys, very much.
Reality Lord - November 18, 2012, 8:16 am

where's the 10Lion b***on. awesome. rerun would love this over at motitwist gary.
Greeny - November 18, 2012, 5:38 am
Most excellent - cheers!


TAGS: resipiscence wisdom from experience
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:49 pm
Wy, thank you old cynic. It is quite the combination.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 7:57 pm
Bravo, Gary. 5 locks for you.



TAGS: b2 bomber back from libya
Rating: 4.71/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:45 pm
Don;t get better than that! 5L


TAGS: a rebel from shangrila
Rating: 4.69/5

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Cubbybear - May 18, 2010, 11:33 pm
I wish you could get 10 lions
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 8:16 pm
ROR! Nice!


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

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lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


TAGS: disguise others from ourselves
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - October 2, 2011, 10:41 am
Saw the image, thought of the lead singer of Antiproduct. Read the quote, thought of the Blue Man Group song Persona
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:23 am
5 BIG hugs for this one! :)
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:22 am
% BIG hugs for this one!

AIRMAN - Receives His Inspiration From A Higher Source.

TAGS: airman his inspiration comes from above
Rating: 4.18/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:49 am
- and perspiration, I'll wager


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

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CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again

SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!

TAGS: text borrowed from cubby
Rating: 4.14/5

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phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 1:01 am
Ah, fine praise indeed. I thank you Sir for your good words, that I shamelessly stole...
Cubbybear - January 2, 2010, 12:51 am
LOL! 5/5


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?

ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.


TAGS: beautiful women from inside and shows motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.76/5

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WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
Bruce Vilanch. The scary part is that his real ***bs are bigger than this pic shows.
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
Sorry RON, but you're the competition, and motifake is dog eat dog, but not in a good way. (of course I fived it, you cheeky monkey)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
a total love only gets me a 3?...lol Thanks!...lol
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is wonderful, RON. A perfect parody. I totally love it. 3.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:56 pm
"they don't yell and they don't tell, and oh, they're greatful as hell" -- Benny Hill.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:55 pm
"they shall age, and their physical beauty shall leave, but a willingness attitude, is forever" 5L


TAGS: fell from heaven pain s m pick up line
Rating: 3.75/5

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tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:21 pm
thats what the paper bag is for
Arkot - August 14, 2010, 11:25 am
Because it looks like you landed on your face.

YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE - My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire',Which is probably why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.

CUTE PIG - Sorry, won't save you from the butcher.

A FAIRY TRUTH II - "I got it from EBAY...."


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*



WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine

TAGS: bong beatles help frommy friends
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:10 pm
Merely image5 I tell you
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:52 pm
how did ya know what I see?


CRAZY FUNDAMENTALISTS - And they aren't even from Utah ...


TAGS: success christopher walken lessons from the master
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zed - January 2, 2010, 4:04 am
Eh, needs more cowbell.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
Heheh, nice one


TAGS: live from the 250th anniversary concert
Rating: 3.67/5

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Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:15 pm
I always wondered who recorded the original Dr Who theme.
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:28 am
d*** cybermen are everywhere


John Mccain -

whazza matter with ya, laugh it off -

TAGS: tb phlegm from laughing
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 4, 2013, 6:13 pm
Very Sad GaryO. 5L
spacedog - September 15, 2013, 7:27 pm
Boom! 5
GaryO - September 15, 2013, 3:01 pm
Heh heh, knowing your talent, you’ll come up with a better, funnier version…so, for now…..ha ha ha fellow motiphakir
Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 2:53 pm
I had very nearly this exact thought / poster idea... dammit. I'll hold off for a while, I guess, and use it if I remember.

Aliens -

inspiration -

TAGS: from deep within
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:25 pm
I prefer a 2x4 with a few nails in it.
Silverheart - July 20, 2014, 10:47 pm
Everyday, brother, every day. 5'd & Fv'd
Greeny - July 20, 2014, 10:00 pm
beautiful... 5L
Reality Lord - July 20, 2014, 9:41 pm

endlessly...yes i do. real real nice demot g-man

rerunbrandt -

TAGS: advice from beyond
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 17, 2014, 9:37 pm
Well then where the phook ya been?
rerun - May 17, 2014, 9:00 pm

Haaaayyyyyyy, I'm not dead, yet.

A Wish Sandwich -

TAGS: love from afar softer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:48 pm
True, but I just never really cared for those overgrown steering wheels.

Freelance seismologist -

TAGS: slashing scientists from government agencies
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 11:21 am

Epic! 5LLLLLs

apples -

TAGS: apples myth notfar from tree
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 12:22 am

We got another 3/4 inch of rain today. Broke the all-time precip record for this date.
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 12:00 am
Thanks LG! I hope you weathered the storm without any major problems and the ground is drying up there!
lgvernon - September 23, 2013, 11:47 pm

Beautiful graphic, CL~~

ninja goats -

TAGS: ninja goats b*** from above
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:36 am
Thanks, ug. I was hoping for 5 goats instead though ;-)
ughomer - September 15, 2013, 9:21 am
Cyn ~ 5 Lions!

ISOLATION - Some people really do live in a cave.


TAGS: long way from kansas crankyhead
Rating: 4.97/5

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jameswnash - October 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
love it!
Neener - October 14, 2010, 9:05 pm
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:41 pm

LOLZ!!!! more epic gold oh cranky one!!!


TAGS: with a little help from your friends
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:45 pm
Happy Birthday Rerun.
rerun - September 7, 2010, 7:11 pm

my favorite Beatle too
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 6:24 pm
isn't that the guy from Thomas the Tank engine? happy birthday rerun 5L


TAGS: escape from motifake
Rating: 4.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 9, 2011, 10:00 pm
Ah yes, gluttons for punishment.

perspective -

Bedtime Stories -

TAGS: almost always from the tragedies
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:46 pm

creepy ...not creep ...CREEPY SITE....D'OH
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:45 pm

there's a "creep" site in the network called shivers. i know the guy who runs it...very well actually. i think he'd love to have this displayed there....plz :).
Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:38 pm
Luv it
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:40 am
Quality. 5L
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 9:53 am
Nice one Bone. 5L
BoneCD - May 19, 2013, 8:45 am
Thanks and Back at ya ReRun
rerun - May 19, 2013, 8:42 am

Nice 1st poster of the day (and good to see ya Bone).

ASK THESE GUYS WHERE HOFFA'S BURRIED - (L to R) Drive By, Mikey the Wop, The Plug

TAGS: regards from roseville michigan
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 3, 2012, 11:09 am
What? Unfunny can be good sometimes, take now for instance…no huh. I’ll be by my dish.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:30 am
Go lay down by your dish, GaryO!
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:48 am
HAH! A few years back, I told this bunch of kids, ‘Hey, they found Jimmy Hoffa!’ ‘They did!’, ‘Yeah, in a hospital’…’Really?!’…‘Yeah, maturnity ward….trying to organize labor’……’huh… who’s Jimmy Hoffa?’
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 8:38 am
"The Plug" has an alias, Mao. It's "Jimmy the Spade."
maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:54 pm
Hay That's My Dad On The Right.

Mirrors -

Leadership -

Galileo vs. The Inquisition -

TAGS: galileo apart from the crowd
Rating: 4.63/5

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BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:01 pm
It's not wrong for a reasonable person, but when the opposition has power and strength in numbers, it can be risky for your health. And the Inquisition was pretty short on humor. Barbecuing heretics was their idea of fun.
Greeny - June 17, 2013, 9:39 pm
What if he has a good point? It's wrong to interject a notion & lighten the mood all in one fell swoop?
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:28 pm
Well done...5L
lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:21 pm


BED - Weekday morning when you have to get up for work: the most cosy, comfortable, and wonderful place in the known universe. Weekend morning when the day is your own: meh.


TAGS: harry houdini died from a sucker punch to the solar plexus
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:42 am
Yay! for the Boondocks....great show........(even if TTH hates the music)
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:39 am
Yeah man... May 2nd for sure.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:38 am
LOL Aggy... I don't know for sure, Moo. But I heard they had trouble finding a network to pick up a 3rd season because of some controversial episodes in Season 2.
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:37 am
Boondocks is really coming back?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
The other 8.4% watch the Sopranos.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
Really?.....why the super long break?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL I know you didn't "know" but... 91.6% of black people watch the Boondocks. And season 3 starts May 2nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:29 am
I didn't know that......Another canceled masterpiece...no?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:28 am
You know I watch the Boondocks, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:26 am
It's an American show.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:23 am
America doesn't get certain Canadian channels, Canadian cartoons, or Canadian humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:21 am
You guys ever watch the Boondocks?....that's some funny ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:19 am
Oh! the hilarity!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:18 am
It's all crap nowadays, Aggy. There's only one fight we want to see.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
That's why Jones got the fight instead of Vegas... we aren't dumb enough to get crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
So It's like UFC or something?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:16 am
Actually... kinda, yeah. If they're having major bouts closer to where I live than to where Aggy lives, boxing has a problem.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:15 am
was that some kinda g** wrestling thing?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:14 am
Eh... I'm hard to impress tonight after watching Pacquiao make Clottey look like a child tonight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:11 am
You loved it.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:10 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Did you just cut one Veggie?........Getting a little "accomodating" back there...n'est pas?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:06 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:03 am
Latent homo***uality is my guess.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:00 am
5. Why do I wanna watch "Top Gun" all of a sudden?
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:45 pm
Thanks guys. I almost didn't make this one.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 11:42 pm
5 inescapable truth, by TTH!!!
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 11:22 pm
Very nice TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
Beautiful. 5L


TAGS: harry chapin the shortest story lines from
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

babyface55 - June 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
eww ........ bugs.....
jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 11:58 pm
Deep brother, that's deep... 5 flies for you

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Chef

LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


TAGS: new from ktel
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 16, 2010, 9:11 pm

BTW, my sidekick...his name is Jay
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:10 pm
sweet! I would buy it. I has 5 hammers to give
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:06 pm

Haters, all I see is haters. Love it
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:28 pm
Airman - September 15, 2010, 3:40 pm
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:34 pm
This might be the only SFW picture of RR and his "sock puppet" 5L Airman
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 3:01 pm
Ha!! Rerun and his sock puppet....they're always a show stopper....5L


TAGS: you cant get love from the stoned
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am
Ahhhhh... why bother tampering with a jury when you can reach the so-called victim?
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:23 am
The pig ain't talkin'.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:16 am
I'd like to hear from the pig before I draw any conclusions.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:08 am
Disclaimer: No pigs were bashed during the making of this fake poster.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:38 pm
Classic. 5 maimed lions.
Airman - April 28, 2010, 12:54 pm
5 oinks
MO - April 28, 2010, 9:10 am
I'm usually not a big fan of pig bashing of any sort, but this is just too good!
Haarakkon - April 28, 2010, 4:32 am
Now we're cookin'! I love this one for so many different reasons.


You can learn a lot from a dummy -

TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY


AFTER MR. DRYSDALE'S INDICTMENT - Miss Hathaway went on to a rewarding career in public education

TAGS: far away from beverly hills
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by gil

GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 8:47 am
she's teaching the Jethro Bodine GaZinta method of math. 5L


TAGS: krickit long lost uncle from nigeria taxes international transfer
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Krickit - April 3, 2013, 2:20 pm
Seems legit
Silverheart - April 2, 2013, 10:11 pm
Well, he started it! Seriously, just having a bit of fun.
GaryO - April 2, 2013, 10:04 pm
Well now, this tête-à-tête is getting interesting